Amanda and I had the following IM exchange at work today. I don't think it needs further explanation. (Right now.)
10:42:23 AMAmanda Wenis...I have a funny dream quote
10:42:55 AM◄This morning when I was going in and out of consciousness, I had a dream where some guy hit on me and I said something like
10:43:24 AM◄"No! I'm married. The only other guy I'd give my heart to is Colin Meloy, and he's married and I'm married so no! Plus we haven't met!"
10:44:26 AMJeremy Wenis...When I woke up to go to the bathroom this morning, I was having a dream, and all I can remember is the end.
10:45:15 AM◄I was in my mom's entryway, and I was going to go look for someone in the garage (I think), and at first I just tried to turn the entryway light on, but it wouldn't work, and then neither would the light on the stairs going downstairs.
10:45:37 AM◄I got a little panicky, and I opened the door to the garage and tried that light and it didn't work either.
10:46:19 AM◄Then I saw that the garage door wasn't down all the way and it was making this awful grinding sound and was stuck on something but I couldn't make out what it was on account of it being dark.
10:46:42 AM◄And then there was some other awful noise and the sensation of something coming toward me and I woke up all freaked out.
10:46:50 AMAmanda Wenis...Geez!
10:46:57 AM◄What the heck is wrong with your subconscious?
10:47:08 AM◄You have nightmares ALL the time
10:47:26 AM◄OH, I just remembered you pulling on my nose and poking me in the eyes last night
10:47:57 AMJeremy Wenis...I remember you accusing me of that, having no recollection of it, and getting confused and annoyed.
10:48:04 AMAmanda Wenis...Why annoyed?
10:48:24 AMJeremy Wenis...Because I didn't think I'd done anything at the time!
10:48:41 AM◄I was like, "What a bizarre accusation..."
10:49:00 AMAmanda Wenis...I think I was asleep and I felt you like, plucking my nose! So I woke up and slapped your hand away. Then you did it again and started poking my eyes!
10:49:08 AM◄Maybe you were playing the Wii in your head
10:49:16 AMJeremy Wenis...Yikes
10:49:23 AMAmanda Wenis...I was annoyed too!
10:49:32 AM◄I remember being like WTF IS HE DOING TO ME
Wednesday, December 31, 2008
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Haha! This is a hilarious exchange.
ReplyDeleteTwo days ago, Luke was waking me up tp get Amelia and (according to him), I asked "Would you like me to make you a calzone?" He answered no, but that I needed to get Amelia ready to go. So I said "Okay. I will after Bones."